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LISTENING TO CHEMICAL MOTHER WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO TOUCH MENTAL TIPS WITH A CHEESE GRATER. CHEMICAL MOTHER WILL DEEP-FRY YOUR DNA. YOUR EXISTENCE WILL BE ALTERED PERMANENTLY (in a less than desireable way) UPON LISTENING TO, INHALING, CONSUMING (orally), SEXUALLY FORNICATING WITH (also orally), OR INDULDGING IN-sorry forgot to turn the caps lock off. Anyway listen to my music or I'll cry probably.

(All music written, performed, recorded, mixed, & mastered by Rel Hoffman. Absolutely ZERO generative AI is used in ANY of the music or artwork in any way shape or form.)